What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:27

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

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Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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